Rachel Quote #238
Quote from Rachel in The One with Frank, Jr.
Ross: Okay, I've got free of my five.
Rachel: Three of your five what?
Ross: Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.
Rachel: Oh, my God, you're giving this a lot of thought.
Ross: Hey, it's hard, okay? I only have two spots left.
Chandler: All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?
Ross: Elizabeth Hurley.
Chandler: Very attractive. Forgiving.
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Chandler: You know what? She's too political. She'd probably wouldn't let you do it until you donated four cans of food first.
Ross: And Isabella Rossellini.
Chandler: Very hot. Very sexy. But she's too international. She's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So?
Chandler: So you gotta play the odds. Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country all the time.
Rachel: Yeah. Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Frank, Jr.’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You "get" me, you kill me!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: We used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Phoebe: How do you play the shadow game?
Monica: How do you play the shadow game?
Phoebe: I just asked you.
Monica: I just asked you.
Phoebe: I don't have time for this.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: You just gave up really quickly.
Quote from Ross
Isabella Rossellini: Is that the list?
Ross: Yes.
Isabella Rossellini: Can I see it?
Ross: Um, no.
Isabella Rossellini: I'm not on the list!
Ross: But, see, that's not the final draft.
Isabella Rossellini: It's laminated.
Ross: Okay, see, you were on my list. But then my friend, Chandler, brought up the very good point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella Rossellini: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.