Judy Geller Quote #9
Quote from Judy Geller in The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Monica: So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Judy Geller: Tell her what?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. Like your hair, for example.
Judy Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Judy Geller: No, I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along. More wine, dear?
Monica: Oh, I think so.
Judy Geller: Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Monica: Thank you. They're yours.
Judy Geller: Actually, they were Nana's.
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‘The One Where Nana Dies Twice’ Quotes
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: I was just thinking when my time comes-
Monica: Dad.
Jack Geller: Listen to me. When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Jack Geller: I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
Monica: Define "fun."
Jack Geller: Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch.
Monica: And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
Jack Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Jack Geller: I'd like that.
Quote from Monica
Judy Geller: No, I'd be hearing about why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or if I'd spent more, she'd say: "Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, l'm dead. "
Monica: That sounds like Nana.
Judy Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I can imagine.
Judy Geller: I'm telling you. It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.
Monica: That is a wonder.
Quote from Chandler
Shelly: Question: You're not dating anyone are you? Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: You see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said codependent or self-destructive...
Shelly: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes, please.
Shelly: He is cute. He's funny. He's-
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelly: Well, yeah. Oh, God! I just- I thought- You're nice. Oh, God. Good, Shelly. I'm gonna flush myself down the toilet now. Okay. Bye-bye.