Chandler Quote #1343

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Holiday Armadillo

Monica: You need to give him money.
Chandler: It was a joke!
Monica: No, to get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. Everybody wants a payoff.
Chandler: All right, calm down, O'Malley.


 ‘The One with the Holiday Armadillo’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a merry Christmas.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: Well, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas.
Ben: Texas?
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the Southern states. And Mexico!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. Say goodbye.
Ben: No, why does he have to go?
Chandler: Because if Santa and the Holiday ... Armadillo are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode! Merry Christmas!
Ben: No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.
Ross: Fine, I give up. Santa- Santa can stay!
Chandler: Well, I'll stay but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Ben: Okay, Santa.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: You're welcome.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees!-
Joey: Merry Christmas!

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Could we get two burritos to go, please?
Monica: I'm sorry. But not that sorry. You don't have to live with it.