Chandler Quote #436

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Bullies

Carl: Isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat?
Arthur: And look where they're sitting.
Ross: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Carl: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. This couch belongs to us.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.
Carl: You know, I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here.
Ross: All right, that's it. I have had enough of this. All right. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Gunther: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Carl: Oh, sorry, didn't realize.
Gunther: There you go.
Ross: Thank you, Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Arthur: He told on us?
Carl: You told on us?
Ross: Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice.
Chandler: Don't play with his thing.
Ross: I know.
Carl: All right. Let's take this outside.
Ross: "Let's take this outside?" Who talks like that?
Carl: The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Chandler: You had to ask.
Ross: Yeah. Okay, okay, look. See the thing is, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Arthur: Well, then, here's the deal. You won't have to, so long as you never ever show your faces in this coffeehouse ever again.
Chandler: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.


 ‘The One with the Bullies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's a woman.
Phoebe: So talk to her.
Joey: [in deep voice] Hello, Mrs. Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within 24 hours. Goodbye.
Rachel: Why the voice?
Joey: [in deep voice] Hard to say.

Quote from Joey

Monica: I want to buy five shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. Come on, time is money, my friend. Thank you. Whoo!
Rachel: "Time is money, my friend?"
Joey: Yeah, you missed "Takes money to make money" and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt."

Quote from Joey

Rachel: How did you make $17?
Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey: How come those?
Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel: What happened to MEG?
Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey: That is so not my motto.