Ross Quote #35

Quote from Ross in The One with the East German Laundry Detergent

Ross: Oh, hey. You must need detergent.
Rachel: What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new. It's German. It's extra tough!

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Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. It's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing.
You're like the boom, boom, boom.
Janice: Ow!
Chandler: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
Janice: Ow. It's just my lens. It's my lens. I'll be right back. Ow.
Chandler: I hit her in the eye. I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!

Quote from Janice

Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: My God, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?
Janice: We got the proofs back from the photo shoot. You know, the one with the little vegetables. They pretty much sucked. So, I blew off the afternoon and went shopping.
And I got you- I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I got you-
Chandler: [watching Pheobe smoothly break up with her boyfriend] What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: What did you get me there?
Janice: I got you these.
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's sweet.
Janice: Well, I knew you had Rockys. So I figured you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you could wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match. Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: [downs his espresso] Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?
Janice: No. No, l'm still working on mine. [laughs]

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Would you let it go? It's not a big deal.
Ross: Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

Ross Quotes

Quote from The One with Ross's Tan

Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? My eyes!
The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!

Quote from The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Ross: So without retesting their results in the laboratory, the team would never have identified the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis. Were there any questions at this point? Yes?
Student: What's happening to your accent?
Ross: [in a British accent] Come again? What's this nonsense? [laughs] All right. I'm not English. I'm from Long Island. I was really nervous, and the accent just came out. I'm sorry. So if we could just get back to the lecture. Um, were there any questions? About paleontology? All right, look, I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression-
Rachel: Ross. Are you crazy? I am still your wife? What, were you just never gonna tell me? What the hell is wrong with you? Ugh, I could just kill you!
Ross: [in a British accent] Well, 'ello, Rachel!

Quote from The One with Unagi

Ross: Danger! Danger!
Rachel: What the hell was that?
Ross: A lesson in the importance of unagi.
Phoebe: You're a freak!
Ross: Perhaps. Now, I'm curious. At what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?
Rachel: All right, so we weren't prepared.
Ross: I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I just want you guys to be safe.
[Monica opens the apartment door to take out the trash]
Ross: Danger! [Monica walks by unfazed] Ah, huh? Unagi.