Phoebe: Listen, you are not going to believe this but that is not me singing on the video.
All: No.
Phoebe: Yes.
Rachel: Well, how did you find out?
Phoebe: Okay, the record company sent this paper for me to sign saying it's okay for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
Monica: So what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
Monica: Sure.
Phoebe: I mean, this poor woman.
Ross: What woman?
Phoebe: The voice woman. I mean she has a great voice, but she doesn't have a video.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, but what about you?
Phoebe: Well, I have a video. You have to pay attention. This voice woman, she's so talented.
But according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have the right look or something. She's like one of those animals at the pound who, like, nobody wants because they're not pretty enough. Or you know, like some old dog who's kind of like stinky and- Oh, my God. She's "smelly cat". Oh, that song has so many levels.