Monica Quote #172
Quote from Monica in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Monica: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Ross: Why? Why can't you stand me being here? We're just having fun.
Monica: Fun? You think this is fun?
Ross: I thought we were fooling around, like when we were kids.
Monica: I hated you when we were kids.
Ross: You hated me when we were kids?
Monica: Yes, I hated you. I loved you in a you're-my-brother-so-l-have-to way but basically, I hated your guts.
Ross: Why did you hate me?
Monica: Because you were mean to me and you teased me and you always got your way.
Ross: And that wasn't fun for you?
Monica: Nuh-huh.
Ross: I can't believe you hated me.
Monica: But now I love you. And not just because I have to.
Ross: Really?
Monica: You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
Ross: I can do that.
Monica: Then I won't have to kill you.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again.
He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Rachel: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Monica: Get out, you doofus.
Quote from Joey
Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Everybody. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. Monica.
Monica: They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler: ... You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe: Rachel.
Rachel: And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay, back to the chorus.