Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. It's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing.
You're like the boom, boom, boom.
Janice: Ow!
Chandler: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
Janice: Ow. It's just my lens. It's my lens. I'll be right back. Ow.
Chandler: I hit her in the eye. I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!

Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: My God, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?
Janice: We got the proofs back from the photo shoot. You know, the one with the little vegetables. They pretty much sucked. So, I blew off the afternoon and went shopping.
And I got you- I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I got you-
Chandler: [watching Pheobe smoothly break up with her boyfriend] What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: What did you get me there?
Janice: I got you these.
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's sweet.
Janice: Well, I knew you had Rockys. So I figured you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you could wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match. Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: [downs his espresso] Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?
Janice: No. No, l'm still working on mine. [laughs]

Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. It was horrible! He called me "young lady."
Chandler: Oh, I hate when my father calls me that.