Chandler Quote #1092

Quote from Chandler in The One with Ross's Denial

Chandler: Let's think about changes we can make in the living room.
Monica: Changes?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we'll have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair.
Monica: You're going to bring the Barcalounger over here?
Chandler: Is that a problem?
Monica: No. It's just that they're a set and should probably stay together.
Chandler: Well, that's cool. Then I'll just bring them both over.
Monica: See, now you're taking them away from their home.
Chandler: Okay. I get it. So I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours. I'll get up in the morning, put on your clothes and head off to work.

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Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!