Phoebe Quote #460

Quote from Phoebe in The One with a Chick and a Duck

Phoebe: Monica, I am so excited for you. I have to tell you something.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Well, I can't tell you.
Monica: But wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me?
Phoebe: Well, sure, in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to, like, all my Gods.

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 ‘The One with a Chick and a Duck’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: This has been, like, my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: It's a chicken.
Joey: It's cute, huh?
Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys? Do you know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Does it involve travel?
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Phoebe: Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?
Monica: Clogs.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Claws?
Phoebe: No.