Joey Quote #381
Quote from Joey in The One with a Chick and a Duck
Joey: I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Joey: What?
Chandler: I stayed home while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick.
Joey: Hey, who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00 trying to get her back to sleep?
Chandler: You don't think I get up when you get up?
Joey: Oh, here it comes.
Chandler: Yes! Here it comes. I'm stuck here all day. And then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well, I don't think so, mister.
Joey: Hey, I need to relax, okay? I was working all day.
Chandler: And you don't think taking care of our chick is work?
Joey: That's not what I said. I just meant-
Chandler: I know what you meant. Did you notice that ever since we got this chick we've been fighting a lot more than we used to?
Joey: I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.
Chandler: I'll take her back tomorrow.
Joey: You think we'll get our $3 back?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with a Chick and a Duck’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: This has been, like, my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: It's a chicken.
Joey: It's cute, huh?
Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys? Do you know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Does it involve travel?
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Phoebe: Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?
Monica: Clogs.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Claws?
Phoebe: No.