Joey Quote #372
Quote from Joey in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Joey: Dr. Drake Ramoray? Days of our Lives? Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?
Kate: No, that's not it. So you're a soap actor. Well, this must be exciting for you, being in a real play.
Joey: Hey, I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor.
Kate: That infomercial. For the milk-carton-spout thing. You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk.
Joey: See, I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't. Now, see, that's acting.
Kate: Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie.
Joey: Yeah, that was real.
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Quote from Gunther
Rachel: All right, let's go shopping.
Mark: Before we go, there's something I need to say. I've kind of had this crush on you. Since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it. But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So that's what I'm doing .. now.
[Gunther goes out back. A huge clatter is heard, followed by another. Gunther returns.]
Gunther: I dropped a cup.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, why isn't it "Spiderman"? Like Goldman, Silverman?
Chandler: Because it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: It's not, like, Phil Spiderman. He's a Spider-Man: You know, like, Goldman is a last name. But there's no Gold-Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be a Gold-Man!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: [entering the apartment] Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. [leaves]
Ross: I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Chandler: Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.