Chandler Quote #978
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Bag
Chandler: Okay. You give the worst massages in the world.
Monica: I'm crying here.
Chandler: Look, hear me out. You give the best bad-massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad-massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best at that?" They'd have to go to you.
Monica: Huh. So you're saying that, like, um, if there was an award for the best bad-massage.
Well, who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you. You, Monica! And you'd get all the votes.
Monica: So maybe they could call the award, "The Monica"?
Chandler: Absolutely.
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Bag’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: What happened? How did she die?
Phoebe: Well, okay, we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Joey: Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was: "Okay, you go get the eggs and I'm going to get the yogurt, and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Quote from Joey
Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly. Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No. No, Joey. U-N-I sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.
Quote from Phoebe
Frank Buffay: Well, you know, in my defense, I was a lousy father.
Phoebe: That's your defense?
Frank Buffay: Yes, it is. I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards. I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.
Phoebe: You make up songs?
Frank Buffay: Well, no, just that one. But it was stupid. Let's see, how did it go?
[singing to the tune of "Smelly Cat"] Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, You're keeping me up-