Joey Quote #918
Quote from Joey in The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)
Joey: Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, and here.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp. Just the way you like.
Chandler: Thanks, man.
Monica: Hey, Joey? Chandler sold a story to "Archie Comics."
Joey: Oh, my God. That's great. Congratulations. What's the story?
Chandler: Oh, you wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I love Archie and the whole gang.
Chandler: Well, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy. But he doesn't want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist- -as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things, like bring him milk shakes that can't have lumps in them.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar. Did they already do that one? Because I think I read it.
‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Can you imagine if I'd married him? I mean, how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean. I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Which time?
Ross: The first time!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Merrill Lynch?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Rachel: Well, why didn't you take the job?
Phoebe: Because at that time, you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So, I thought if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.