Ross Quote #192

Quote from Ross in The One Where Ross Finds Out

Ross: Rachel, do you? I mean, were you? What?
Rachel: Okay, okay. Basically, Iately, I've- I've sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: You've had feelings for me?
Rachel: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Ross: Whoa. You know about my- You know I had- You know?
Rachel: Chandler told me.
Ross: Chandler. When did he? When did he? When did he?
Rachel: When you were in China.
Ross: China.
Rachel: Meeting Julie.
Ross: Julie. Julie. That's- Oh, God! Okay, I need to lie down. No, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. And, what, now you're over me?
Rachel: Are you over me?
Ross: [buzzer] That's Julie. That's Julie. Julie. Hi, Julie.
Julie: Hi, honey, I've got a cab waiting. I'll be right down.
Rachel: Wait, so you're going?
Ross: Well, okay, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've- You know, I've got a cab.
I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Hi. I'm sorry. I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Phone Guy: I'm talking.
Rachel: I can see that. Just one phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone.
Phone Guy: All right. Fine. I'll call you back.
Rachel: Thank you. Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Michael: Good.
Rachel: Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you and your cat. Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. You see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. Actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh, my God. Ross, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! Give me the- [Rachel jumps on Ross's back and grabs the phone, throwing it in the sink]
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're-
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: When were you under me?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So I figured it out.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's because I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.