Ross Quote #17

Quote from Ross in The One with the Sonogram at the End

Susan: Oh, please, what's wrong with Helen?
Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
Carol: Well, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Ross: Thank you.
Carol: No, I mean, it's not Geller.
Ross: What, it'll be Helen Willick?
Carol: No, actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.
Ross: Wait a minute. Why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby too.
Ross: Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.
Susan: And we all know what a challenge that is.
Carol: Okay, you two, stop it.
Ross: No, she gets a credit. I'm in there too.

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 ‘The One with the Sonogram at the End’ Quotes

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club. They were not playing well.
Jack Geller: I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding, but $40,000 is a lot of money.

Quote from Judy Geller

Ross: Look, I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me. And so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan.
She's pregnant with my child. And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Judy Geller: [to Monica] And you knew about this?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.
Phoebe: Then I've already seen this one.