Chandler Quote #11
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
Rachel: Wow, would I have seen you in anything?
Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Monica: Wait, unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio?
Chandler: Look, Geppetto. I'm a real live boy.
Joey: I will not take this abuse.
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. [singing] Once I was a wooden boy, A little wooden boy-
‘The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: But I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again.
[Rachel rushes into Central Perk wearing a wedding dress]
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
Quote from Rachel
Monica: You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rachel: Oh, God, well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden - Sweet 'N Low? - I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. And then I got really freaked out and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but-
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.