Rachel Quote #4
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
Rachel: Come on, Daddy, listen to me! It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe!" "You're a shoe!" "You're a shoe!" And then today I just stopped and said, What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat? No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! I'm saying that I am a hat. It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
‘The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: But I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again.
[Rachel rushes into Central Perk wearing a wedding dress]
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
Quote from Rachel
Monica: You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rachel: Oh, God, well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden - Sweet 'N Low? - I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. And then I got really freaked out and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but-
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.