Chandler Quote #2026
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Embyros
Rachel: [rooster crows] What the hell is that?! What the hell is that? Is that you? [groans]
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Rachel: Just back off! [pounding on Chandler and Joey's apartment door] Get up! Get up! Get up! What is that noise?
Chandler: You.
Joey: It's the chick. She's going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Chandler: The vet seems to think she's becoming a rooster. [rooster crows] We're getting a second opinion.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!