Ross Quote #116
Quote from Ross in The One with Two Parts: Part 2
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Chandler: That's nice.
Joey: That's nice.
Ross: No, no. With him. I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby. And I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Ross: Right, but it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us. And so I, uh, heh I just heave it downfield.
Chandler: What are you, crazy? That's a baby.
Joey: He should take the sack?
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield. And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time. So I am running and I'm running and that is when I woke up. See, I am so not ready to be a father.
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‘The One with Two Parts: Part 2’ Quotes
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Ross: Yeah, the doctor got the K out. He also found an M and an O.
Chandler: We think he was trying to spell out "monkey".
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Chandler: Only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Uh, tonight.
Joey: Ugh, man, what are the odds of that happening?
Ross: You take your time.
Chandler: There it is.
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