Phoebe Quote #586
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Phoebe: I'm sorry I'm late.
Phoebe Abbott: That's okay. It gave me time to finish glazing my nipples.
Phoebe: Wow. You really go all out when you're expecting company.
Phoebe Abbott: No, I was working on my pottery.
Phoebe: Oh! I didn't know that you did ... pot.
Phoebe Abbott: Oh yeah, but mostly nudes. It combines my two favorite passions: pottery and erotica.
Phoebe: Erottery.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Uterus’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right. You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three.
A five. A four. A three, two. Two.
A two, four, six. Two, four, six.
Four. Two. Two.
Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven!
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[holds up seven fingers and mouths "Seven"]
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three four five, six and seven.
Chandler: There are seven?
Rachel: Let me see that. Oh, yeah.
Chandler: That's one?
Monica: Kind of an important one.
Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'll have to get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Frank: Uh, yeah.
Alice: We've been trying to get pregnant pretty much since we got engaged, to get a jump on things. You know, no one's getting any younger. [laugh]
Frank: Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive.
Alice: We've tried everything. We've seen a bunch of doctors.
Frank: And they say that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Phoebe: That's a really nice gift. I was thinking of, like, a gravy boat.