Joey Quote #396
Quote from Joey in The One with the Ultimate Fighting Competition
Ross: So, Chandler, from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you. Just don't turn your back to him.
Joey: Or you could teach him a lesson, you know? What you could do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right? Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell.
Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?
‘The One with the Ultimate Fighting Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: This is ironic. Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids. And from the looks of it, now Pete can't.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Can we please go eat?
Ross: Yeah, what are we getting?
Monica: Anything but stew.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you, Mon? Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?
Phoebe: Oh, keep your name. Don't take his name.
Monica: He didn't ask me to marry him.
Phoebe: Then definitely don't take his name.