Phoebe Quote #471

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Screamer

Monica: It's been two days.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Good thing it's one of those 801 numbers.
Ross: Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah.
Phoebe: No, no, no. It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers.
Every- Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Rachel: Sorry.
Phoebe: Sorry. I'm so sorry. I will pay you back.
Chandler: And yet she's still not hanging up the phone.
Rachel: Hang up!
Ross: Hang up the phone!
Phoebe: Fine! Fine! Oh.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But that's all right. Here's the number where you can call.

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 ‘The One with the Screamer’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Hey, Pheebs, where were you?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Look, I wasn't gonna say anything to you, but... All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Rachel: You don't?
Ross: No, the guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
Rachel: Hmm. Or maybe I should stay away from all men.
Ross: No. It's not just because I'm jealous. I mean, I'm not. I'm not jealous. Look, the guy screamed- He actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Chandler: Yeah, and at the end of the play, he got up, and he just started, like, banging his hands together.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my dad back two hours ago.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. He clicked on. Call him as soon as you get a chance. He's at Flimbees.
Rachel: What's Flimbees?
Phoebe: That's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing.