Richard: Could that shot be any prettier?
Joey: Man, you are incredible.
Richard: Well, we had a table in college.
Chandler: Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s.
Richard: Nice mustache, by the way. When puberty hits, that thing's really going to kick in.

Monica: You wanna feel better?
Phoebe: Here. Watch this.
Phoebe: "It's a Wonderful Life." Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose. It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please, I almost fell for that with Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was going to see a film about Yankee pride. But then boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming?

Carol: See, actually he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."