Rachel Quote #198

Quote from Rachel in The One Where Old Yeller Dies

Ross: Actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies.
Rachel: Two? Two babies?
Ross: Yeah. You know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully, the girl will come first, so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Rachel: Then what's gonna happen?
Ross: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll probably move to Scarsdale.
Rachel: Scarsdale.
Ross: That way we'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them all the time, but close enough that they can baby-sit whenever we want. And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County but the school system's supposedly great.
Rachel: Wow, that's great. Great. Okay, wow. You know what? I'm off my break now. So, here, you take this. And I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Oh, look at that. I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home. Or in Scarsdale. Hey, is that a door?

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