Ross: It's just, what you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is really hard for me.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years, and I lost her. And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more. So it's hard for me to believe that I'm not going to well, that someone else isn't going to take you away.
Gunther: Let it be me. Let it be me.

Chandler: Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you, and he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. And she starts thinking, "Maybe this guy is for me because he understands me."
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man," and he'll be all, "Yes." Huh? And us, we'll be like, "Oh, dude." And pretty soon, you'll be like, [sad voice] "Hi." And, and, and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it. It's been four years."
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?

Joey: It is me. It's a musical version of "A Tale of Two Cities," so I think I'm going to sing "New York, New York," and, uh- Oh, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco."
Ross: Uh, Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: What?
Ross: Mr. Dickens gets to pick them.
Joey: Who?
Chandler: I'll get you the CliffsNotes.
Joey: The what?
Chandler: The abridgment.
Joey: Oh, okay. Ha, ha. [to Ross] The what?