Chandler Quote #1918

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Joey Speaks French

Erica: Well, if there's anything else you want to know?
Chandler: Oh, uh, okay. Um. Do you mind if I ask you some questions about the father?
Erica: Oh, sure, yeah. Well, he was my high school boyfriend, captain of the football team, really cute. And he got a scholarship and went off to college.
Chandler: That's great.
Erica: Yeah, it's almost definitely him.
Monica: How's that now?
Erica: Well, there's a chance it's another guy. I mean, I've only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to the college, too?
Erica: No, he's in prison.
Chandler: Oh.
Monica: Well, um, was he falsely accused of something?
Erica: No. He killed his father with a shovel. But other than that he's a great guy.
Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.

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 ‘The One Where Joey Speaks French’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Hi, excuse me. I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Ross: And I'm Dr. Ross Geller.
Rachel: Ross, please. This is a hospital, okay? That actually means something here.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't wanna infect him.
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him.
Ross: I am not scared of him, I'm really sick.
Nurse: He's still under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Ross: I'm feeling better.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Alright, this seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude." So, just repeat after me. Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des coup plow".
Phoebe: Well, so let's try it again.
Joey: Okay.
Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des plie bleu".
Phoebe: Huh, it's not quite what I'm saying.
Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
Phoebe: It does? Really?
Joey: Yeah.
Phoebe: Alright, let's just try it again. Really listen.
Joey: Got it.
Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des floop flee".
Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu! [Oh, my God]
Joey: "Oh, des foof".