Chandler Quote #1920
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Joey Speaks French
Chandler: So, is she gonna take the test?
Monica: No, she doesn't have to. I found out who the father is.
Chandler: Oh, God, it's Shovely Joe, isn't it?
Monica: No, it's not.
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in sex ed class. Because the thing she did with that prison guy would be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Chandler: Oh, God. What was it? The thing we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Chandler: Shovely Joe.
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‘The One Where Joey Speaks French’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi, excuse me. I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Ross: And I'm Dr. Ross Geller.
Rachel: Ross, please. This is a hospital, okay? That actually means something here.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't wanna infect him.
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him.
Ross: I am not scared of him, I'm really sick.
Nurse: He's still under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Ross: I'm feeling better.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Alright, this seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude." So, just repeat after me. Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des coup plow".
Phoebe: Well, so let's try it again.
Joey: Okay.
Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des plie bleu".
Phoebe: Huh, it's not quite what I'm saying.
Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
Phoebe: It does? Really?
Joey: Yeah.
Phoebe: Alright, let's just try it again. Really listen.
Joey: Got it.
Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.
Joey: "Je des floop flee".
Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu! [Oh, my God]
Joey: "Oh, des foof".