Monica Quote #1084
Quote from Monica in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Monica: Hi. About last night, I know you're under a lot of stress, and- Well, even though the things you said hurt me a little bit- Uh, y point is- Well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Phoebe: Oh, well, that's okay. I think you and I will do much better if you're just here as a bridesmaid.
Monica: Oh, is that so? Okay. If that's really what you want, then here. I give you the headset.
Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: Well, I don't really wanna give you the headset. I guess if you're taking over, then you should probably return these messages.
Phoebe: Whoa. This is a lot.
Monica: Uh-huh. But I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills. But I'm sure you'll do fine.
Phoebe: You've won awards?
Monica: Uh-huh. I printed them out on my computer.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Monica: Now, in regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short. Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing, and get out.
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
Monica: It's 2101, and I am not amused.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
Monica: You don't know military time?
Phoebe: Well, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: How hard is it to make an ice sculpture?
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy. I told you, I just want a simple wedding.
Monica: Please, honey, leave the details to me. Now, I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, I was thinking the harpist should wear white.
Phoebe: Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.
Monica: Oh, she backed out.
Phoebe: She did? Why?
Monica: I made her. Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding." Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Phoebe: Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.