Joey Quote #1680
Quote from Joey in The One with the Home Study
Monica: Okay. So I think I'm just about done here. Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like porn or cigarettes?
Chandler: What? No.
Monica: Chandler.
Chandler: I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation.
Monica: Okay. So there's not a magazine under the couch or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank or a filthy video in the VCR?
Chandler: I'll admit to the cigarettes and magazine. But that tape is not mine.
Monica: It isn't mine.
Joey: I guess we'll never know whose it is.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Home Study’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: There's no way around it, Pheebs. You're just going to have accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Mike: I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.
Ross: Yeah. And I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.
Quote from Chandler
Laura: Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.
Monica: Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler. Please come in.
Laura: Thank you.
Monica: Would you like something to drink?
Laura: Water would be fine.
Monica: We're so glad that you're here. We're really excited about getting this process started.
Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount ... as allowed by law.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Mike: Figuring out our wedding plans.
Chandler: That's funny. We were doing the same thing.
Phoebe: It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food. I had no idea how expensive this was.
Chandler: Yeah, it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Phoebe: So, what did you two do about it?
Chandler: It was pretty simple, actually. I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.