Joey Quote #1673
Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Grant
Joey: Hey, can you cast me in it?
Chandler: Oh, I don't know. I really don't think you're right for the part.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything. I'm a chameleon. Huh? I'm old. I'm tired. Oh, I am hot. I'm cold. Come on, what can't I do?
Chandler: First of all, bravo. But I don't think you're right for this. The part's a stuffy college professor.
Joey: I can do that. Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing I like to use- What's the product?
Chandler: Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions.
Joey: ... I'm cold.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Ross's Grant’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared? Oh, did he cry? Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: All right, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Joey: Hey, what? What?
Rachel: Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep. She climbs out of the frame and then drags her half-a-body across the floor just looking for legs to steal. And then with her one good hand she slowly reaches up and turns your doorknob.
Joey: Get that legless witch out of here!
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: And the worst one, he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: Who's Gladys? [gasps] Oh, what a tragic loss.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.
Monica: Oh, I don't know.
Phoebe: What, you don't like her?
Monica: Of course I do. What's not to like? I'd take her in a minute. But I think that you're giving up too easy. I think that you need to fight for her.
Phoebe: Really, you think?
Monica: Absolutely. You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her. She means too much to me."
Phoebe: Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through.