Chandler Quote #1820
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Is Fine
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Owen: He told me. And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Chandler: Which, technically, now you should give back.
Colleen: You told him he's adopted?
Chandler: I'm so sorry. But you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is real."
Owen: He isn't?
Chandler: We have to get out of here, baby.
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‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.
Quote from Rachel
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.
Ross: [laughs] That is gonna hurt tomorrow.