Mike: One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Okay. And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.

Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.

Precious: Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: All right, Susie. Can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: I can't say that. Uh, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.