Ross Quote #1257

Quote from Ross in The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss

Chandler: Monica's at the salon, and I'm finishing packing.
Ross: Dude, you're not taking your Bible?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it?
Ross: Learn about Jesus.

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 ‘The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Mike: One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Okay. And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.

Quote from Phoebe

Precious: Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: All right, Susie. Can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: I can't say that. Uh, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.