Monica Quote #995
Quote from Monica in The One in Barbados (Part 1)
Chandler: David's gonna propose to Phoebe.
Monica: What? Why?
Chandler: Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike and I told him Phoebe wanted to get married.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice. Now, couldn't you have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler: I did. A penis one.
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‘The One in Barbados (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
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Sarah: I'm sorry. I don't own a TV.
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Quote from Monica
Mike: Hello?
Monica: Okay, Mike? Enough is enough. Now, you love Phoebe, and she loves you. So you need to get over your l-never-wanna-get-married thing and step up.
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: This is Monica. I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David. And he's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes but I know she really wants to be with you.
Mike: He's gonna propose?
Monica: I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should. I'm not gonna stand in the way of that.
Neither should you.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in the humidity? [dial tone] Damn it.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Well, at least you took me down with you.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry. I just I keep thinking about Mike. I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just That's gonna go away, right?
Monica: Well, I guess. In time. Yeah. I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.