Joey Quote #1601

Quote from Joey in The One with the Donor

Joey: Well, just wake him up.
Ross: I can't. If he realizes that I'm the one who put him to sleep, I won't get the job.
Joey: Ooh, that's a tough one. Oh, wait a minute. This happened to me before. Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I- No, wait a minute. It was me who fell asleep. Yeah. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while?

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 ‘The One with the Donor’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.

Quote from Monica

Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.
Chandler: Okay. [hands Zack a drink] Zack.
Zack: Thanks. Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, Zack.
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Zack: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Really?
Zack: No, you did.
Chandler: Yeah, well, my wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Jeanette: Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.
Zack: Thank you.
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?