Phoebe Quote #1582
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Donor
Phoebe: Okay, great. All right, bye. Pain in the ass! That's off, right?
Joey: What's the matter, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Ugh. Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight and he's gonna be there. She was like, "Oh, don't worry. I asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you." So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally okay with seeing him.
Rachel: Which you're not, because you're totally hung up on him.
Phoebe: Exactly.
Rachel: And you're going to want him to eat his heart out, so you're going to have to look fabulous.
Phoebe: I didn't even think about that. Ugh, sexual politics!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Donor’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.
Chandler: Okay. [hands Zack a drink] Zack.
Zack: Thanks. Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, Zack.
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Zack: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Really?
Zack: No, you did.
Chandler: Yeah, well, my wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Jeanette: Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.
Zack: Thank you.
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?