Ross Quote #1236
Quote from Ross in The One with the Fertility Test
Charlie: Well I'm thinking that maybe Joey isn't the right guy for me right now. You know, maybe I should be with someone I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy. And sure, he doesn't know that much about art but you can always talk about that with someone else.
Charlie: I guess that's true.
Ross: I mean, if you think about it, the reason he memorized all that stuff was because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.
Charlie: He is very sweet. Plus, he is hot!
Ross: That was gonna be my next argument.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fertility Test’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares. No one here even knows you.
Janice: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, come on!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I just got.
Rachel: Oh, wow. I love those. Where did you get them?
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello, "ja". It's time for your massage, "ja"? Put your face in the hole.
Rachel: A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish.
Rachel: So, what's your name?
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name. Ikea.
Rachel: Wow. What an interesting name.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: You know, l-
Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage.
Rachel: Wow. I really love your-[gasps]
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
Rachel: No, it's just- It just feels so good, Ikea. Hey, say, you'll know this. What's the capital of Sweden?
Phoebe: Um ... Stockholm.
Rachel: Damn. I wish I knew if that was right.