Rachel Quote #1080
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Fertility Test
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't want to waste it. It would be like throwing away 100 bucks.
Phoebe: Okay, this is not about the money. Okay? It's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us hollow shells.
Rachel: I don't care about any of that.
Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship? I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe! Fine. I won't use it.
Phoebe: Promise?
Rachel: I promise.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Rachel: Well, I am going hunting.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fertility Test’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares. No one here even knows you.
Janice: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, come on!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I just got.
Rachel: Oh, wow. I love those. Where did you get them?
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello, "ja". It's time for your massage, "ja"? Put your face in the hole.
Rachel: A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish.
Rachel: So, what's your name?
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name. Ikea.
Rachel: Wow. What an interesting name.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: You know, l-
Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage.
Rachel: Wow. I really love your-[gasps]
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
Rachel: No, it's just- It just feels so good, Ikea. Hey, say, you'll know this. What's the capital of Sweden?
Phoebe: Um ... Stockholm.
Rachel: Damn. I wish I knew if that was right.