Ross Quote #1217

Quote from Ross in The One with the Soap Opera Party

Ross: Well, we should probably get going. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
Charlie: Isn't another professor supposed to come with us?
Ross: I don't think so.
Charlie: I'm pretty sure. A Professor Spafford from Cornell?
Ross: Well, he's obviously late, and the rule in my class is: If you can't come on time, then don't come at all. An option that many of my students use.

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 ‘The One with the Soap Opera Party’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: Is he gonna introduce us?
Chandler: I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
Charlie: By the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Ross: Oh. I wrote that in one night.
Monica: Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Listen, you know what, I'm not feeling really well and I don't think I'm gonna get to go to the play.
Ross: Really? What's wrong?
Rachel: I don't know. I think it's kind of serious. You know, I was watching this thing on TV this morning about Newcastle disease, and I think I might have it.
Charlie: Newcastle disease is a secretion-borne virus that only affects chickens and other poultry.
Rachel: Okay, who's this?
Ross: I'm sorry. Rachel, this is Charlie Wheeler. She's a colleague.
Rachel: Oh, hi. Well, I would shake your hand but I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Oh, hey, you guys, this is Charlie. Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Charlie: Hi.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is going to be joining my department.
Phoebe: Oh. You're a paleontologist too?
Charlie: Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Now, what do you think of Renyard's new theory of species variegation in segmented arthropods?
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas. Oh, I'm sorry. I have to take this. Excuse me.
Ross: Renyard's theory of species variegation?
Phoebe: Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table. I memorized the title to freak you out.