Ross Quote #1186

Quote from Ross in The One with the Memorial Service

Ross: No, Mom, I am not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, okay? Actually, no. Even if I had died, you would not be left childless. Monica?

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 ‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.