Chandler Quote #1729
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Memorial Service
Monica: So did you know Ross well?
Tom: Oh, actually, I barely knew him. I came because I heard Chandler's news. Do you know if he's seeing anyone?
Monica: Yes, he is. Me.
Tom: What? You mean? Oh. Okay. Can I ask you a personal question? How do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Okay, Tommy. That's enough mourning for you. Here we go. Bye-bye. All right.
Tom: Hey, listen. Call me.
Chandler: Okay.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.