Ross Quote #1177
Quote from Ross in The One with the Memorial Service
Chandler: You're not gonna actually send these out, are you?
Ross: Actually, no. I don't need to, because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work. Okay? There were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke, my friend, is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.