Monica Quote #950

Quote from Monica in The One with the Memorial Service

Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay, if Mike were here, what would the two of you be doing? What are you, animals? It's 4:00 in the afternoon.

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Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.

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Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.