Monica Quote #949
Quote from Monica in The One with the Memorial Service
Chandler: Would you get that, please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.
Monica: Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah. Well, it came as quite a shock to me too. Well, I guess I should've known. Yeah, he just kept making me watch "Moulin Rouge."
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.