Ross Quote #1176
Quote from Ross in The One with the Memorial Service
Ross: You've really crossed a line here. But that's okay. It's okay. Because I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right. Your coming-out is about to get real graphic!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.