Chandler Quote #2023
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Memorial Service
Ross: I'm dead?
Chandler: And so young.
Ross: Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.
Chandler: Well, how you died was funny.
Ross: Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?!
Chandler: It kills over one Americans every year.
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‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him. Also, I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She is now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says, it's the best sex I've ever had. And send.
Joey: No, no- You can't do that to him.
Ross: All right, let's go.
Joey: Dude.
Ross: I think you made it clear you can't be trusted with the ball inside the house.
Joey: And send.