Ross Quote #1170
Quote from Ross in The One with the Boob Job
Ross: Are you still gonna move in with him?
Phoebe: Well, I want to, but I just wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal. You know, that I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks.
Ross: Yeah, marriage stinks. I mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving get them married.
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel, is it?
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look, I know it's not what you want to hear right now, but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Phoebe: Seriously, you? "Divorce-o"?
Ross: If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler.
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‘The One with the Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Phoebe: Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.
Ross: Oh, great. Now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home...
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Anyway I need to borrow some money.
Joey: Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?
Chandler: Yes, $2000 exactly. How did you know that?
Joey: Uh. Well, I know how much you used to make, and I know how much your rent is.
Chandler: Oh, okay.
Joey: I am on fire.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Chandler: What? What do you mean, you "know"?
Joey: I just figured it out, you know? I mean, you're not working, and the economy is bad.
Chandler: Oh, right.
Joey: That is the fastest I have ever thought.