Chandler Quote #1707

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Mugging

Chandler: You start with a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age.
Jordan: Your age?
Chandler: Uh-huh. So, he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control. You know, maybe he falls. Maybe he hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes.
He jumps over the old guy and laughs. And the line reads: "Not suitable for adults."
Steve: Well, Chandler, that's great.
Chandler: Thank you, sir. Or, man who's two years younger than me.

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 ‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

Quote from Ross

Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

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Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!