Joey Quote #1536

Quote from Joey in The One with the Mugging

Joey: Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee. And apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, hey, by the way that eggnog in our fridge was great.
Rachel: Joey, that was formula.
Joey: We gotta get more of that.

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 ‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

Quote from Ross

Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

Quote from Ross

Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!